I Wish Being a Bitch Paid the Bills Shirt – Neon Graphic Tee for Bold Women | Funny Sarcastic Statement T-Shirt

Some truths are too real not to wear. This “I Wish Being a Bitch Paid the Bills” tee is a loud and proud declaration for every hard-working woman who’s not afraid to speak her mind. With an electrifying neon pink and teal design, this shirt pairs savage humor with unapologetic confidence. Wear it to brunch, the office (on casual Friday), or your next hustle session—it’s a vibe.

🔥 Why You’ll Love It:

• Loud & Proud Design: Bold neon pink and teal pop on any skin tone or outfit

• Relatable Sass: Perfect for sarcastic queens, boss babes, and those over the 9-to-5 grind

• Versatile Fit: Flattering cut that works solo or layered

• Conversation Starter: Wear your truth and get laughs (or nods of agreement)

👕 Product Features:

• 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton for superior softness

• Lightweight and breathable fabric (4.2 oz/yd²) for all-day comfort

• Side seams provide structure and long-lasting fit

• Ribbed knit collar resists stretching and keeps its shape

• Shoulder taping adds durability and stability

🧼 Care Instructions:

• Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)

• Tumble dry: low heat

• Iron: medium heat if needed

• Non-chlorine bleach only

• Do not dryclean

🎁 Great Gift For:

• Hustling besties

• Sarcastic coworkers

• Burnt-out moms with killer comebacks

• Women who wear confidence like a crown