Funny “Sorry I’m Late” Unisex Tee – Anti-Social Humor, Sarcastic Clock Graphic

Running late… on purpose? This tee gets it.
Featuring the hilariously honest phrase “Sorry I’m Late, I Didn’t Want to Come” paired with a disgruntled clock illustration, this shirt is made for introverts, social rebels, and those who value their alone time just a little too much.

Perfect for:

• 💤 Skipping parties in style

• 😐 Friends who’d rather ghost than RSVP

• 🎁 Funny gifts for coworkers, siblings, or yourself

• 😎 Casual days, coffee runs, or Zoom calls you don’t want to join

Product Features:

• Soft & Breathable: Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton

• Built to Last: Ribbed knit collar retains shape, reinforced shoulder tape

• Comfort First: Lightweight, tag-free feel for everyday wear

• Versatile Fit: Unisex sizing fits all personalities (especially antisocial ones)

• Ethically Made: Sustainable materials and fair labor practices

Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)

• Non-chlorine bleach as needed

• Tumble dry low

• Iron, steam, or dry medium heat

• Do not dryclean

Note: Graphic created with AI assistance—because social interaction is better outsourced anyway.